Unlock Difficulties
| Unlock 'Fun with Explosives' Freestyle Mode | Get Gold in 'Fun with Explosives' Painful Mode |
| Unlock 'Fun with Explosives' Hard Mode | Get Gold in 'Fun with Explosives' Normal Mode |
| Unlock 'Fun with Explosives' Painful Mode | Get Gold in 'Fun with Explosives' Hard Mode |
| Unlock 'Mime Toss' Hard Mode | Get Gold in 'Mime Toss' Normal Mode |
| Unlock 'Mime Toss' Painful Mode | Get Gold in 'Mime Toss' Hard Mode |
| Unlock 'Spank the Monkey' Hard Mode | Get Gold in 'Spank the Monkey' Normal mode |
| Unlock 'Spank the Monkey' Painful Mode | Get Gold in 'Spank the Monkey' Hard mode |
Trophies
| 1.5 Mil Pain | Get a Pain Score of at least 1,500,000 |
| 2 Mil Points | Score over 2,000,000 |
| 20X Combo | Get a combo bar of 20 |
| 3 Mil Points | Score over 3,000,000 |
| 500k Pain | Get a Pain Score of at least 500,000 |
| 500k Points | Score over 500,000 |
| Blue Hair | Grab the old lady |
| Bowling Ball! | Grab the Bowling Ball |
| Cross Town | Travel 2000 feet in one launch |
| Frequent Flyer | Travel over 200 miles |
| Grab Master | Make 1000 Grabs |
| King of the Jungle | Grab a Swinging Girder |
| Moon Landing | Reach an Altitude of 300,000 feet |
| Sick and Twisted | Make 500 Grabs |
| Take A Ride | Grab the Train |
Unlock Aftermath
In order to play in Aftermath you must score at least 1,500,000 points in a single shot in PAINdemonium
Unlock Characters
| Ed the Cow | Blow up the cow on the Downtown stage with the grab-bomb box 12 times |
| Ice Tea | Suffer 50 shots to the "junk" as described in game |
| The Dude | Play the bowling multiplayer game 12 times |